your verbosity is positively charming, darling.

oh, darling, we will always have australia.

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this might be the last one. maybe.

dear uoe, it’s the 29th already and this doesn’t even remotely evoke birthdays, but please accept it both as my shite gift for your special day and as an apology. i like you a lot.

i-doll.

now careful, this is a trap. where am i spending my holidays?

(edit - @uoe: LOL your backyard, that would be nice :p)